First, a tentative gulp. Uh oh, too hot, too hot! But now, you’re committed. Swallow quickly, Bravely squinting your watery eyes. Your skin turns pink. Your esophagus ignites, Contracting with the epitome Of esophageal virility. Alas, your sternum can’t protect your chest from the descending singe. Your throat’s final contraction … Continue reading On drinking something too hot: